I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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