Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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