He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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