i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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