We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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