I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY