Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
What happened to fro yo and sex?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
