hotties wanna shake it
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
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um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.