So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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