the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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