i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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