you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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