we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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