Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You don't make any sense
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If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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