ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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