look no pants
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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