Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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