Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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