nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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