at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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