i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
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Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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