You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
