just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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