let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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