she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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