i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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