I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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