Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
