I think my vagina is haunted
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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