So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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