Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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