Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I believe in your delicious
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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