If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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