Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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