on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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