not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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