I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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