Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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