ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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