Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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