would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
