I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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