My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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