Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
