White coat. Heels.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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