Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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