Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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