dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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