is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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