You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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