Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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