I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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