Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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