You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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