just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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