i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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