I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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