PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
vagina is talking i cant
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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